📰 BREAKING: Egbema Egberi Media International Celebrates Engr. Roland Ogbudu! 🎉

 📰 BREAKING: Egbema Egberi Media International Celebrates Engr. Roland Ogbudu! 🎉

Prince Agbedeyi O. D. Writes for Egbema Egberi Media International from Asaba 

WARRI, DELTA STATE – In a shocking turn of joyful events, the engineers of heaven and earth have officially declared today a public holiday in paradise as the one and only Engineer Roland Ogbudu adds another glorious chapter to his Book of Life!

Eyewitnesses report that even his calculator took the day off in celebration — and de-emulsifiers across the Niger Delta are bubbling with excitement!

Sources close to Egbema Egberi Media International confirm that Engr. Roland, aka the Peaceful Bulldozer, has not only engineered roads but also engineered peace, progress, and pepper soup diplomacy across the land.

In an exclusive interview with his birthday cake, the frosting was heard screaming, “I can’t handle this level of greatness!” 🎂

We are told that his birthday candles refused to be lit — not out of fear, but out of deep respect for a man who’s been shining long before electricity reached some parts of Egbema!

From all of us at Egbema Egberi Media International, we raise our microphones, microphones stands, camera drones, and small chops in your honor.

Happy Birthday, Engr. Roland Ogbudu!

May your pipes never leak, your peace never cease, and your generator always start on the first try! 🎉🎉🎉

Signed:

The Entire Editorial Team,

Egbema Egberi Media International — Reporting from where the river meets the laughter!

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