BREAKING NEWS!!!. Egbema Egberi Media Celebrates Dr. Mrs. Okonkwo Gloria.

BREAKING NEWS!!!. Egbema Egberi Media Celebrates Dr. Mrs. Okonkwo Gloria. 

Prince Agbedeyi O. D reporting from Asaba 

For Egbema Egberi Media 

The Department of Business Administration, Delta State Polytechnic Ogwashi Uku, is now home to a freshly minted DOCTOR!

Please, everybody clear road — Dr. (Mrs.) Okonkwo Gloria, a.k.a. MAMA G, has officially entered the building with her PhD cap flying like Wi-Fi signal!

After years of burning the midnight oil, submitting assignments longer than some people’s relationships, surviving supervisors with red pens of fire, and defending her work like a legal team at the Supreme Court — SHE HAS DONE IT!

MAMA G didn’t just go to school. She conquered it.

From lesson planner to brain master, from chalk to chapters, from lecturer to DOCTOR, her journey is proof that grace + grind = glory!

Now, even the blackboard dey respect her.

Students, take note: your madam has upgraded o — if you forget to add “Dr.” before her name now, 2 marks will disappear automatically!

She can now:

Diagnose business problems like malaria

Prescribe strategic management solutions

And give “injections” of coursework that make students rethink their life choices!

On behalf of friends, family, colleagues, and all lovers of premium academic excellence, we say:

CONGRATULATIONS DR. MAMA G!

You have made us proud!

Today is not the day to be humble o — dance, celebrate, and let the world know that hard work pays!

Your students are inspired. Your enemies are confused. And your village people? They have logged out permanently.

Please help us shout it loud —

It’s Dr. Gloria Season!!!

#PhDone

#MamaGTheBrain

#AcademicHotStepper

#OgwashiPride

#DoctorWithSwag

#NoMoreOrdinaryMadam

#BusinessNoBeBeans