Egbema Egberi Media Celebrates Dr. Utu Ochuko

 🔧🎓💥 BIG CONGRATULATIONS to Dr. Utu Ochuko – Now Officially a Mechanical Wizard! 💥🎓🔧

By Egbema Egberi Media special correspondent 

Ladies and gentlemen, let us raise our spanners and laptops in honor of a man who has just been officially certified to fix engines, break equations, and intimidate calculators — the one and only Dr. Utu Ochuko!

On the 24th of this month, something monumental is happening. No, it’s not a public holiday — it’s the convocation of a man whose brain has survived mechanical torture, sleepless nights, and enough formulas to make Einstein sit up!

From “guy wey sabi book” to “Doctor of Bolts, Nuts, and Advanced Thermodynamics”, the transformation is complete. The Ph.D. in Mechanical Engineering is no joke — this man has bent iron with ideas and twisted theory into success. 🔩📚

Dr. Ochuko, your academic gearbox is now on cruise control. You’ve mastered the art of moving parts, and now it’s your turn to move the world.

Just a reminder: from now on, you are not allowed to do simple things like change car tyres or fix fans... that’s below your level. If something’s broken, people expect a PowerPoint presentation first! 😂

We’re proud of you, Doctor. May this achievement open doors (automated ones, of course), take you to greater heights, and may no one ever dare ask you again, “So what do you really do?”

Cheers to you and your mighty mechanical mind! 🥂🚀

With pride and plenty laughter,

Prince Agbedeyi Odimientimi Desmond 

CEO EGBEMA EGBERI MEDIA