Jungle Wahala: When Hyena Meets Python Over Brunch!
Jungle Wahala: When Hyena Meets Python Over Brunch!
Written by Seigha Dora Ayedi
Egbema Egberi Media International – Reporting from Italy
Wildlife Edition
In what experts are now calling “The Battle of Brunch Rights,” the African savannah witnessed an epic face-off this morning between two heavyweight carnivores: one grumpy hyena with teeth as sharp as community gossip, and a python who clearly skipped breakfast… and maybe lunch… for the past three weeks.
At the center of the drama? An unfortunate antelope who probably woke up thinking, “Today’s a good day to graze.” Sadly, he was very wrong.
The scene unfolded like a Nollywood blockbuster:
Enter Mr. Python, sliding in silently with the elegance of a Delta boy on Sunday. He coils around the antelope with all the love of an over-affectionate ex. Just when he’s about to begin his slow and slimy lunch routine, BOOM! Here comes Madam Hyena, uninvited, unbothered, and unapologetic, biting the antelope’s behind like she’s paying bride price in meat.
Mr. Python tightens his grip. Madam Hyena pulls harder. The poor antelope—now a literal tug-of-war rope—looks like it's regretting all life choices.
ð Python: “Bro, I caught it first. Respect the hustle.”
ðĶī Hyena: “Did you mark it with your name? No? Then move!”
Tension reached fever pitch until both predators realized they were being watched by a baboon with an iPhone 16 recording everything for JungleTok.
In the end, no clear winner was declared. The antelope, however, was declared “well tenderized” and possibly split in half. Sources say the python and hyena agreed to “co-chew” under a bush nearby, sparking the savannah’s first-ever cross-species potluck.
Wildlife authorities are considering installing traffic lights and “Do Not Disturb” signs around popular hunting spots to avoid future conflict.
Until then, stay safe, stay wild, and remember: in the jungle, lunch is not served—it’s hustled for!
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