Don’t Interfere in Marital Wahala… Unless You’re Ready to Laugh!
Don’t Interfere in Marital Wahala… Unless You’re Ready to Laugh! 🤣🤣🤣
Once upon a very dramatic Tuesday morning in court, a couple came for divorce proceedings. Everything was moving smoothly — until they reached the part about sharing the children.
Now, they had three children. That’s already a mathematics problem on its own.
👩🦱 Wife steps forward confidently:
“Your Honour, I’m going with two kids while he takes one. I’m their mother — and no child of mine will grow up without the love and care of their mum!” 😏
👨 Husband shakes head like generator wey wan off:
“No, Your Honour! I’m taking two kids while she takes one. I’m their father — and I must be there for my children!” 😏
Judge looks confused… 🤔
“You both want to go away with two kids. What are we going to do now?”
The couple step out of their respective court boxes, lean in close, and start whispering. People in the court are expecting serious negotiation… but instead, they start giggling like secondary school lovers.
A few minutes later, they turn back to the judge, smiling like people who just got free jollof rice.
They announce together:
“Your Honour, we have reached an agreement. Give us one year. We will come back with this case. We’ve decided to make another baby so we can share the children equally.” 🤭
Everyone in court bursts into laughter. Even the stenographer almost dropped the typewriter.
Nine months later — BOOM! 💥 God said, “Let there be comedy!” and blessed them… not with one child, but with TWINS! 👶👶
Now they have five children… and the problem is bigger than before.
Wife: “I’ll take three, you take two!”
Husband: “No, I’ll take three, you take two!”
Judge: “Oya, both of you go and make one more so it will be even again.” 🤣
💡 Moral of the story:
Marriage is not for the faint-hearted… and mathematics in marriage is dangerous without a calculator. 🥴
#OJ Advice
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